Cover Snark (173): The Special Christmas Edition!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FRIENDS! Throughout the year, I collect the amusing/odd/terrifying Christmas-themed covers I’ve spotted. This is my special Christmas present to you!

1. Yule Be Mine – Jennifer LaBrecque
Yule Be Mine - Jennifer LaBrecque
Thoughts: Maybe this is how you’re spending your Christmas. Punning while engaging in sexy shenanigans on bear skin rugs in front of the fireplace.

2. A Christmas Spark – Ciara Knight
A Christmas Spark - Ciara Knight
Thoughts: Just make sure the Christmas tree doesn’t burn down while you’re banging.

3. Christmas Present (The Chronicles of St. Mary’s #4.5) – Jodi Taylor
Christmas Present - Jodi Taylor
Thoughts: After that, you can exchange presents. Maybe you’ll get the good stuff, like a pig and a blurry tea cup.

4. Christmas in the City: Fourteen Christmas Novellas by Authors in the City
Christmas in the City Fourteen Christmas Novellas by Authors in the City
Thoughts: Hopefully you’re enjoying your day more than these guys.

5. The Holiday Spirit – Dani Harper
The Holiday Spirit - Dani Harper
Thoughts: After all, nothing gets you in the holiday spirit like this menacing glowy-eyed man in a hoodie.

6. Jingle All the Mitchell Way – Jennifer Foor
Jingle All the Mitchell Way - Jennifer Foor
Thoughts: This might be how you’re feeling about Christmas after those covers, but we’re just getting started. Don’t piss off yet (even if these guys are pissing on the holiday and shaking their jingle balls).

7. The Stocking was Hung – Tara Sivec
The Stocking was Hung - Tara Sivec
Thoughts: Your love has probably branched out from dick in a box as a gift this year.

8. Merry Blissmas (Biker Bitches #3) – Jamie Begley
Merry Blissmas - Jamie Begley
Thoughts: Though they’ve made a terrible blisstake if they’re expecting to get this in return.

9. Son of a Santa – Kate Sands
Son of a Santa - Kate Sands
Thoughts: And you’re not this dude with Jack Frost nipping at his penis.

10. Finding Baby Jesus – Kimball Fisher
Finding Baby Jesus - Kimball Fisher
Thoughts: And this kid probably isn’t about to set fire to baby jesus.

11. The Ugliest Sweater – Gillian St. Kevern
The Ugliest Sweater - Gillian St. Kevern
Thoughts: To close, here’s a cute one. May your holiday be filled with delicious food, good people, great books and maybe some ugly sweaters. MERRY CHRISTMAS, FOLKS!

One response to “Cover Snark (173): The Special Christmas Edition!”

  1. This was a fun post idea!! That last one is pretty cute 🙂 The rest…. questionable as you know hahah. Son of Santa is so awkwardddd with the frost on his eyelashes and everything. Merry Christmas!

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